First thing:

My favorite e-mail of the day, so far, says only this:

Tree is still here

No time for articles or punctuation when dealing with the incomprehensible travesty of human justice that has allowed our company Christmas tree to remain in the lobby past December 25th!

How should I respond? I�m toying with:

What tree

It�s like saying �Who cares?� but without the curiosity implied by a question mark.

Second thing:

For those of you who are unimpressed by the Tree Fiasco of 2008, and looking for something a little more fantastic, a little more Ricki Lake, head on out to good old Tucson. Tucson, Arizona! There�s just no such thing as too much fun in Tucson, old Tucson, Arizona.