Turtles. You have one job: to hold up the Earth. I don't want to pester you, but whoever's responsible for 34˚N, 118˚W needs to settle down. People are trying to work up here. Maybe you had a crick in your ...shell. I'm not unreasonable; I understand. But next time you get the urge to shift around, remember all the little people resting on your shoulders.

Thank you.

Star of the day. . .Yertle