Was it the wind? Was it the rain? I don't know, but I had no internet connection yesterday, and hence could not post another fascinating entry about perceived slights. So, today, you will get TWO, two--I would say "count 'em," but isn't that what everybody says? Instead, I will say that you get two, TWO entries, and let me bleed from the ears if I am lying.

Star of the day. . .Jean-Luc Picard