Bangs Watch 06 is progressing, with todays bangs presenting a showy frill of curls reminiscent of Audrey Meadows' kicky up-do in "That Touch of Mink."

So, I think my best bet at this point is to put on the tiara I got from Miss Hiss to keep the bangs out of my eyes.

"Bangs." I guess that is an amusing term. The Brits call it "fringe," which sounds like an afterthought to me. Like, I was happy with my hairdo, but it just needed a little something extra, so I added this fringe the way someone might toss a throw pillow on an expanse of sofa. I like it. I think I now have "fringe." Plus, "Bangs Watch" sounds like an amateur porn film, and that's just not my scene, man.

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Star of the day. . .Philip Shayne