Before I pass out from the obscenely sugary cake I just ate, on a whim because it was there, just sitting there in the kitchen, with a sign, FREE CAKE! All right, no actual sign, but there was no collection box in which to insert coins, so I assumed the cake was free. Where was I going with this? I cannot recall. The sugary frosting is as we speak congealing in my ...arteries, or wherever it goes when it gets past the mouth. My spine, maybe. Anyway, I probably won't be able to ever talk or type or form thoughts again, so sugary was this cake.

Mmmm. Sugary cake.

Star of the day. . .Gertrudis Callosidad