Archives
June 30, 2005 - In which I complain in numerical order
June 29, 2005 - In which the deal falls through, causing much personal dismay
June 23, 2005 - In which it's making me hurt, just looking at it
June 23, 2005 - I think it's starting to pay off!!!!1
June 23, 2005 - Getting rich quick, part trois: The onslaught continues
June 22, 2005 - GFY! Good For You!
June 21, 2005 - Rules for the modern secretary, as specified in "Common Secretarial Mistakes and How To Avoid Them," (c. 1963, Prentice-Hall, Inc.) and examples of ways in which I have failed to follow them
June 17, 2005 - Getting rich quick, part deux
June 17, 2005 - Getting rich quick
June 17, 2005 - Be like the bluebird and sing: Tweet, tweet, tra la, la la, la la
June 16, 2005 - I am a poor wayfaring stranger
June 14, 2005 - in which a miss is as good as a mile
June 13, 2005 - Manners count
June 13, 2005 - It's good to have a plan
June 10, 2005 - In which I explore this small, small town
June 08, 2005 - I've been thinking about my doorbell... when you gonna ring it? When you gonna ring it?
June 06, 2005 - In which the best of plans are mislaid
June 06, 2005 - The hike of life
June 03, 2005 - Sometimes my friends are insensitive jerkweeds, which as it turns out, so am I, and how about that
June 02, 2005 - In which there is much to-do about nothing
June 01, 2005 - I get so sick of blue skies
May 31, 2005 - In which a picture is worth a single word
May 31, 2005 - In which it is finished
May 26, 2005 - In which I am shaking it up
May 25, 2005 - Life in black and white. And pink. And also beige
May 24, 2005 - Arc of a tanner
May 23, 2005 - Share my dreamtime, vol. 3
May 19, 2005 - Always be an ambassador of goodwill
May 18, 2005 - Hey, Keelhauler, it's your birthday!
May 17, 2005 - Oh! Hello!
May 16, 2005 - Making it worse
May 16, 2005 - In which I send my best wishes
May 10, 2005 - In which my eye is on the sparrow
May 09, 2005 - In which I am between dream and memory
May 08, 2005 - In which I procrastinate, with wholly meaningless results
May 07, 2005 - Foghorn
May 06, 2005 - in which I am called upon to make a speech
May 05, 2005 - Backhanded compliments I have awkwardly accepted with thanks but which continue to generate sarcastic possible responses in my mind
May 04, 2005 - Paper or plastic?
May 03, 2005 - What's your hangup?
April 29, 2005 - In which a smile is my umbrella
April 25, 2005 - Call me Holly Hobby
April 20, 2005 - Cute guy alert!
April 19, 2005 - The photos
April 18, 2005 - Five lists recently published on McSweeneys.net that I consider less amusing than the list I sent them, which they subsequently rejected.
April 16, 2005 - Would you like boobs with that?
April 15, 2005 - A flash of sunlight on the water
April 15, 2005 - Important experiences I had in 2001, and might have forgotten about had I not made a list to remind myself, rediscovered this morning
April 12, 2005 - I hope tomorrow you'll find better things
April 11, 2005 - In which I am not lovin' it
April 11, 2005 - This Week's TV Lineup Adjusted to Capitalize on Public Interest in the Pope's Funeral
April 07, 2005 - In which my conversation doesn't always rhyme
April 06, 2005 - Keep those cards and letters coming
April 06, 2005 - Easy as 1, 2, 3
April 05, 2005 - In which it is Bonus Time
April 05, 2005 - In which I read between the lines
April 03, 2005 - I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper and live by the side of the sea