What I'm thinking today
- This is the grossest pie imaginable.
- When am I going to be able to take my car in to the shop?
- How do you say "rooftop" in Spanish?
- It is certainly ironic that in taking extra care to round the turn, I hit the curb full force, popping that tire.
- Who is this Andrea and why is her name written in the notebook I use for freelance writing ideas?
- If I can come up with a good name for that new restaurant, I'll make $3000!
- If David Crosby got a flat tire, he would say, "Flat tire? Excellent! Now I can sit by the side of the road and smoke out 'til my assistant gets back with the tow truck!"
- I shouldn't have told that guy I was a professional restaurant namer.
- Did I text-message Al last night? What did I say?
- Those were the grossest potato chips ever.
- What is this leopard-print business card doing in my purse?
- Why did I go along with that hipster girl's request to play .38 Special on the jukebox? Do I have no pride at all?
- If anyone yells at me during today's race, I'm going to start crying. That'll show them.
- I have to cut down on my drinking.
Star of the day. . .the Pillsbury Doughboy