Arc of a tanner
Conditions experienced before, during, and after undergoing �Mystic Tan� artificial tanning treatment, as outlined in Sun-kissed or mist-spritzed?, by friendly local newspaper columnist Starshine
Star of the day. . .George Hamilton
posted @ 2:36 p.m. on May 24, 2005
before | after
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Before
- sun-starved
- eager to purge [her] own pastiness, to wash away [her] winter wanness
- squeaky clean and exfoliated
- gooped-up
During
- stark naked
- completely isolated
- slightly chilled
- overwhelmed
- gasping for air
- dripping wet in a hideous cafeteria cap
After
- Apollo�s tawny spawn
- toasty chestnut color
- utterly amazed
- shockingly fabulous
- a summer-stained island princess
- a ripe and ravishing tropical fruit
- glowing
- cappuccino-tinged
And finally�
- heartbreakingly untinted
Star of the day. . .George Hamilton