In which I remain seated for the rest of the day

My thoughts, upon just now realizing, at 2:22 p.m., that the black dress I've worn all day has a four-inch rip in the seam in the back:

1. When did this happen?
2. How did this happen?
3. Did those three people I led down the hall to the conference room notice this?
4. Thank God I'm wearing a black slip.
5. This wouldn't have happened if those aliens had shown up like they were supposed to.



Star of the day. . .Arlene Dahl
posted @ 2:22 p.m. on September 30, 2004 before | after

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She lay awake all night,

zzzzzzzzzzz......