Sophisticates in our midst

Last night, I passed a white minivan in a parking lot, with a sign posted on its rear window. It was clear from the poor composition and erratic typesetting that the sign was homemade by someone without a firm grasp of design principles. It read:

"If you don't like like Dick + Bush then you must be a Gay Democrat"

(Right. Because who would admit to being one of THOSE?)

The owner of the minivan wasn't around. I don't know where he was. Maybe buying duct tape to have on hand to repair the rear window when it gets smashed.

Here are a couple of questions his sign raised in my mind:

  1. Couldn't someone who likes "Dick + Bush" just as well be a bisexual Republican?
  2. Or a straight Democrat, if I infer that the combination of "Dick + Bush" is the object of dislike?
  3. How does sexual preference enter into this political message?
  4. Would you say your bigotry is across-the-board, or do you limit it to gay people?



Star of the day. . .Li'l Abner
posted @ 8:46 a.m. on October 27, 2004 before | after

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She lay awake all night,

zzzzzzzzzzz......