Getting rich quick, part deux
From: Victoria Gramatikas
Hello,
I was opportuned to see your advert of boats. So I picked interest in
buying your product below (26' sailboat)moreso with the full
description that was attached with the advert, kindly get back to me with
your selling price. Also i will like to know your prefared mode of payment, but i can make the payment with a Certified Cheque if you will accept any of this. Also, i will like to know it's present condition kindly tell me if it still available for sale and the present working condition ? and dont
forget to get back to meYour fast responce will highly be appreciated Best Regards.
Jimmy.
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To: Victoria Gramatikas
From: Violet
Yeah, right.
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To: Violet
From: Victoria Gramatikas
Hello
Thanks for your E-mail to my order, plz i want to tell me the last price of the boat so that i can make the payment fast to you.
Jimmy.
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To: Victoria Gramatikas
From: Violet
Dear Victoria/Jimmy:
The boat costs $480,000,000. Cash only, must be delivered by a courier
riding a zebra, wearing a tankini from J. Crew in one of the following
approved colors:
1) stone
2) moss
3) flamingo
Said courier must perform two-thirds of the "Electric Slide" and sing
at least one verse of any Phil Collins song, which category
specifically excludes any Genesis song--it MUST be Phil Collins SOLO
or the DEAL'S OFF, VICTORIA/JIMMY! Got it?
Love,
Violet
Star of the day. . .Jerry Campos