Old Wives� Tales That Are Actually True, so pay attention, you.
- Pouring salt on a slug by the light of a new moon ensures four years of interest-free payments on that new mattress you�ve been coveting.
- Lining your underwear drawer with soup cans will bring an unexpected gift of eighteen dollars.
- Every time you cut your own bangs, God crushes a wooly bear.
- To uncurdle the blood, soak a dollar bill in whisky for a month, then eat it near a television showing an episode of �Perfect Strangers.�
- Save the nail clippings of an enemy in a toothpick box, and he will permanently lose his ability to pronounce the letter G.
- To draw love close to your heart, inscribe the name of the beloved on a Malamute, and tie it near a swamp with a hyacinth bound to its muzzle with red thread.
- Gasoline cures cramps.
- To rid your barn of ill spirits, embroider the word Ogilvy on a piece of new linen and burn it in the hayloft.
- Never slice melon during an east wind.
- To even out the legs of a table, turn it clockwise at midnight and bury a pear by a stream with no reeds.
- Make a hickey disappear by dousing it with ink.
Star of the day. . .The Spires