To whom it may concern:
Should you be involved in writing my obituary, whenever that time may come, please avoid the following phrases, which I found in an obituary in last week's paper:
Star of the day. . .Boswell
posted @ 1:45 p.m. on January 08, 2007
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- "I met her in a 12-step meeting the first day she came in."
- �that foul, sarcastic mouth of hers.�
- �unicorns with mad grills�
- �boys dancing in underpants�
- "I'm so glad that I invaded her personal space as much as I did"
- �Kelly Clarkson concerts every night.�
- "Usually with an expletive tacked on at the end"
- �boys with mustaches listening to the most obscure metal ever�
- �the most amazing, gigantic boobs on the planet.�
(OK, I'll consider that last one.)
Star of the day. . .Boswell