Whose fans rock the hardest? That's right: The Nuge's. (That's Ted Nugent, for all you pasty-faced REM-listening pacifists!)

How hard do fans of the Nuge rock? They rock SOOOOO hard. As proof, let me cite the following example, witnessed by me today on the highway.

I passed a gold Acura Legend with a license plate reading "NUGENT T". This guy is a Nuge fan and wants you to know it, via vanity plates on his Acura. And was he deterred when, at the DMV he learned that "NUGENT" "THE NUGE" "T NUGENT" and "TED NUGE" were all taken? He was not! He went for the understated "NUGENT T"-as the Nuge might be listed in the phone book, or a grade-school group portrait.

As a final note of rebellion, just to show how very rocking he is, the driver had let his plates expire.

Rock ON, little Acura! See you in the parking lot at the Konocti Harbor Inn next time the Nuge rolls through!!

Star of the day. . .Bambi