Five lists recently published on McSweeneys.net that I consider less amusing than the list I sent them, which they subsequently rejected.

  1. Sex is Like Pizza Because�

  2. Live-Action Role-Playing Spells I Could Really Use, Right Now

  3. Seven Items Found in Hugh Hefner's Overnight Bag

  4. Ten Things the Guy at Starbucks Is Thinking While Looking at the Brunette Barista Behind the Counter

  5. A List of Phrases, Common in Our Language, That Become Awkward in a Dimension of Unending Pain



Star of the day. . .Bobcat Goldthwaite
posted @ 1:46 p.m. on April 18, 2005 before | after

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She lay awake all night,

zzzzzzzzzzz......