A ranked partial list of search strings used to reach my employer�s website which clarifies my relative importance

  • washing machine .94%

  • tortilla curtain .28%

  • construction person .17%

  • nonstructural earthquake hospital .09%

  • seafood festival .07%

  • devil in the deep blue sea .06%

  • Yalta Ukraine .05%

  • free groceries for the disabled .04%

  • horizontal axis washing machine .03%

  • photographs dogs urinating on fire hydrants

  • Violet de Winter* ( tied at .02%)

  • Low flow toilet comparison .01%

*That�s me.



Star of the day. . .T. C. Boyle
posted @ 11:46 a.m. on July 19, 2005 before | after

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She lay awake all night,

zzzzzzzzzzz......