A series of unsettling events, including last night�s announcement that our drummer, Rocksteady, is leaving the band, have left me too disarranged to write a cohesive entry (as opposed to my usual excuses for not writing a cohesive entry) so here is a list of �Missed Connections� from the local edition of craigslist.

One of them might be you! It would be hard to resist these calls of the wild:

• If I ever see you at Starbucks again your're getting asked out.


• You had Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a tight butt : ) I couldn't stop glancing at your nicely shaped posterior as you walked by. lunch?


• The sexy mermaid in the black suit has vanished.
  
• I am not ugly, inside or out.


• You brightened up my day everytime you came to buy groceries.


• Caught you staring. I believe you followed me and child with your child to Kay Bee Toy Store about 8pm yesterday night.


• You were smoking hot, but your friend was all over you, making it hard for me to do anything.


• you ordered a two item meal, with no drink and had a coach wallet.


• You came into my office, you were dressed down and in baggy clothing, I could tell you were very beautiful (extremely beautiful)


• You were the hot girl buying or returning an airbrush


• I was the one with the mustache and the 40.


• You were teaching a class wearing ninja gear. I tried to see your face, but you cut me with your sword. It hurt. I bled bacon grease. You... (I forget the rest)


• U there the beautiful Thai girl i met...I was talking to you, I want to sweep u away, kick your bf in the head, and take you out and buy you gifts for no special reasons( all the time).

And� I just got distracted by the arrival of a giant box of shoes that my friend Barbara mailed me as a surprise. How about that? Things are looking up!

See? I�m so easily mollified.

Star of the day. . .Sirena-Ventura, la belle birthday fille!